Nice try, I know what you’re going to demand of me and what will happen if I refuse

David unfortunately has me blocked because I was going to help him out here by reminding him of which candidate he gave over $30,000 to in 2016

Sure why not

This is how women talk about me and my finest pair of basketball shorts

BACKWARDS!

Who's gonna help me enter my slut era this summer😈

He said it!

Do you think they send these to Africa if they don’t sell like Super Bowl winner jerseys

Straight man jumped in Gay City for refusing to twerk

If you play as girl characters in Fallout New Vegas, I got some news for you!

How they felt typing this out

Gus insisted on doing this with me

Still one of the funniest pride things ever.

For @bw I wrote about Trump, Silicon Valley’s “All-In” constituency, and why this cycles embrace of Trump feels different from the last one bloomberg.com/news/newslette…

30 and up twitter, drop a pic with your age

73 and still young!