Bro
Last night was a movie. Even if I tried to describe how epic and interesting it was I couldn’t. What a weird night to be me🤣

Radiologists are just gamers who went to med school

I wonder if people ever hear a song and think “wow I miss my favorite bro”🤣

When your favorite white girl likes this song so you listen to it because you miss her
open.spotify.com/track/3yrvQHw6…

My attending:
“The thing about these 95 year olds is you never know when their last telomere is going to run out.”🤣

Pawsa at III points my problems no longer exist

I’m always down for good shawarma

I don’t like the sound of my voice so no more voice notes.
Sorry I exposed you to that

Warm weather always make me want mimosas

Bro this came on and I was vibing so hard.
Then I realized how old I am.
Damn🤣
open.spotify.com/track/08uGhvS5…

Haven’t presented at a conference since I was a medical student, but the next one I’m putting both professional and this Twitter handles😎

Maybe I follow too many accounts but no one kills memes or current trends faster than Medical Twitter

“Look between deez nutz”

*me after reading multiple version of these posts*

Bro I just lost the game for the first time in yearssss

Bro, to this day I’d see a picture of Sydney Sweeney and fully believe it was an AI generated image until I saw a trailer for her new movie on Netflix🤣

I want people to understand how impressive this is. Those are 10-0 nylon sutures closing an irregular corneal laceration. The cornea is ~550 microns thick. That is precise work. Vision saved. Well done!

Throwback to when I paid $20 to see John summit

Had a girl offer me fist bump and then say good job 😎