Covfefe!!!

It's over for #REF!

I finished the London Marathon in a record time of 69 minutes

He didn't get paid to do this, fagel actually uses these adult diapers

Huge deals are underway for #REF!

I have CANCELLED the solar eclipse due to low ticket sales, there will be NO REFUNDS

I've located the cause of the Taiwan earthquake

Thankful for my reply guys who have moved seamlessly from trolling my parody accounts to trolling my real account

Bing Bong has fallen on hard times so his office furniture is up for sale bing 🪵

Moments after following the Fagel account

Please remain calm, my people are doing everything possible to get the suspension reinstated

It's rough for the New Yorkers, be kind to them

It's great to see fagel thriving in his new job as chief product tester

🚨🚨 Exclusive imagery of the national security threat 🚨🚨

She tea on my crumpet until I cheerio

Something something Super Bowl, something something Taylor Swift, send Tweet .

Northwestern Mutual VPs when they hear a newly widowed grandma lives here

.fagel made the news in South Africa

Protect your buttholes!!!

Lmaoooooooooo