𝗕𝗲𝗻 π—§π—²π—Ίπ—½π—Ήπ—²π˜€π—Ίπ—Άπ˜π—΅(@Templesmith) 's Twitter Profileg
𝗕𝗲𝗻 π—§π—²π—Ίπ—½π—Ήπ—²π˜€π—Ίπ—Άπ˜π—΅

@Templesmith

Australo-American. Co-created 30 Days of Night, you know, that became that film. Writer, artist, cephalopod & horror enthusiast. https://t.co/szzwvAA0Ox

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linkhttps://linktr.ee/templesmith calendar_today04-07-2007 13:28:35

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𝗕𝗲𝗻 π—§π—²π—Ίπ—½π—Ήπ—²π˜€π—Ίπ—Άπ˜π—΅(@Templesmith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Made it back to my room with a bewildered man on the floor. Don’t worry he’s meant to be there but I relied on the kindness of strangers to get a key to my own room. πŸ˜‚

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𝗕𝗲𝗻 π—§π—²π—Ίπ—½π—Ήπ—²π˜€π—Ίπ—Άπ˜π—΅(@Templesmith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What a night. Saw so many comic people. Some, like family, some, you still have to say hello to, cos we’re all in this together. Because not everyone is like they are on Twitter. We can be grownups. And it’s nice when we are. Let’s end the highschool level crazy times.

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𝗕𝗲𝗻 π—§π—²π—Ίπ—½π—Ήπ—²π˜€π—Ίπ—Άπ˜π—΅(@Templesmith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There is a man in my room. Friendship is all about levels. & those levels are all about how comfortable you are taking a dump in their bathroom, or how comfortable they are with you doing it.

It’s a big step. Next stop, marriage.

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Rodney Lester(@SanDiegoPoke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I've informed 3 companies that included non completes in the employment offer that they were unenforceable in California. The HR person said they knew that, but that I had to sign it to accept the offer. I did, and then told them, I just wanted you to know that I knew.

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𝗕𝗲𝗻 π—§π—²π—Ίπ—½π—Ήπ—²π˜€π—Ίπ—Άπ˜π—΅(@Templesmith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There should be like a β€œnational arsehole day” where you get to call anyone you like an arsehole to their face. Sort of a cathartic mental health day.

There could be an entire hallmark card section for it & everything.

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𝗕𝗲𝗻 π—§π—²π—Ίπ—½π—Ήπ—²π˜€π—Ίπ—Άπ˜π—΅(@Templesmith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

β€œMan with Dick in name testifies in trial for man who brags he grabs pussy, over expensive payments for lackluster sexual intercourse with professional while his wife just gave birth & didn’t want her to know, or the electoral public, for some reason”

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Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK(@doctorow) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is huge: yesterday, the FTC finalized a rule banning noncompetes for every American worker. That means that the person working the register at a Wendy's can switch to the fry-trap at McD's for an extra $0.25/hour, without their boss suing them:

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This is huge: yesterday, the @FTC finalized a rule banning noncompetes for every American worker. That means that the person working the register at a Wendy's can switch to the fry-trap at McD's for an extra $0.25/hour, without their boss suing them: ftc.gov/news-events/ne… 1/
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𝗕𝗲𝗻 π—§π—²π—Ίπ—½π—Ήπ—²π˜€π—Ίπ—Άπ˜π—΅(@Templesmith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The concept of people communicating through creative endeavors, did not need β€œdisrupting” by tech bro billionaires. We were all fine for 200,000 years.

Why can’t they β€œdisrupt” religion instead? An actual dangerous, most harmful thing.

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𝗕𝗲𝗻 π—§π—²π—Ίπ—½π—Ήπ—²π˜€π—Ίπ—Άπ˜π—΅(@Templesmith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Is it the law of the universe that you find something you lost, to immense frustration, months ago, only to then lose something even more crucial the next day?

Look I’ll trade my banner stands for my residency ID for the US! πŸ˜…πŸ˜“

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Anthony Albanese(@AlboMP) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We gather before the dawn for the generations of Australians since Gallipoli who have served in our name.

Every Anzac Day we honour all who have served, and all who continue to serve today.

It is our collective act of remembrance, reflection and gratitude.

Lest we forget.

We gather before the dawn for the generations of Australians since Gallipoli who have served in our name. Every Anzac Day we honour all who have served, and all who continue to serve today. It is our collective act of remembrance, reflection and gratitude. Lest we forget.
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