We are selling these beers for $3 this and every Wednesday. We are also short on “L’s” and “K’s” for the beer sign, though they are on order. Again, we are basically giving away beer tonight. Focus. instagram.com/p/B03-skBggWT/…

A picture of tonight’s Tiki Menu. Because it’s Tiki Night, On this and every Saturday, at The Bishop. instagram.com/p/B0t3jQWANbf/…

What if you could sing along to the instrumentation of your favorite songs, on a stage, with lights and shit. It’s called Karaoke, and no one is doing it. Every Saturday, free. instagram.com/p/B0ogdMzAYsm/…

I forget who it is but there is definitely a DJ in the bar tonight and every Friday, which we invented. By that I mean we invented having DJs and also Fridays in general. See ya tonight. instagram.com/p/B0ZRgX7gRwb/…

This week in Bishop graffiti: a sneak attack sticker placed on the back of a soap dispenser and visible only with a series of mirrors and camera lenses. Note: The veracity of this sticker’s claim, regarding turtle… instagram.com/p/B0EYyYnAOif/…

It’s been 10 years. Please join us on Saturday Sept 7, as we celebrate our 10th anniversary. Details to follow. Please expect bands, special beers and booze drinks, General merriment, celebration, perhaps joy? Save… instagram.com/p/BzqtoS-AGyZ/…

Cancel your plans. We’re makin’ it Tiki on Saturday nights. instagram.com/p/Bzln66qAqb_/…

'No, you may absolutely NOT jump in the container' - Recycle Center staff

I shit my pants walking home yesterday.

I got one of those frozen cream cakes, also so much lingonberry. So much. twitter.com/grants__rants/…

members of Dino Jr are playing AS THE STOOGES tonight. Just to be clear, some dudes in this one band are playing some other bands songs

We're open. Bring money.

I hate on reality TV when they blur out the license plates on a car. Show me them plates so I can jerk off to them!

People my age are going bald.

Heard u was talking shit

Would it kill someone to donate a pair of non-Capri length linen pants to Goodwill sometime shortly before my next shopping venture?

Dems and republicans have their differences but one thing brings us all together: everyone dies alone & is quickly forgotten
Eat Arbys

I'm confused. Is Drake's new record called Arbor?

My arbys lies over the ocean
My arbys lies over the sea
Nobody cares that you're Irish, wee lass
You smell like vomit & pee

Enjoy arbys

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Silkk The Shocker.