Fine. I'll start watching it. God.

I'm like 99% sure I'm going to be boycotting Eurovision this year because of their implicit support for genocide, but also there's a very very tiny part of me that wants to see if the boo mufflers they bought to pinkwash Russia years ago will hold up when Israel's act 'sings'.

We've all seen the footage of the rally and *that's the fucking problem*.

Did Anthony Albanese's mum not teach him to respect women, or is this a recent development?

I totally get the instinct to think that we're all distracted from the purpose of the ant-violence rally by talking about the actions of the PM.

But the rally was directed AT the PM. And instead of taking real action, he instead denigrated the woman who organised it.

Oh, he KNOWS this looks awful.

STATEMENT from Sarah Williams says Anthony Albanese “lied to his country today”

“Albanese’s office made it clear he was not interested in speaking…[he was] never denied from speaking. He never asked to speak.”

Full statement: instagram.com/p/C6TVHinLrEb/…

Don't cry for me, Upton Snodsbury.

'So how was your Sunday morning?' 'Customer did this.'

Just saw a news headline saying OJ's cause of death was revealed.

I'm going to guess 'choked on a driving glove'.

The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has finally hit Downing Street.

Trying to find a way to make a joke about how my necklace keeps getting caught on my chest hair without it making me sound like a Greek stereotype.

What's right for me. Stop judging.

People who are on day release from the asylum, which is lucky because look at you all. ❤️

The film clip for C'Est la Vie features (1) multiple spoken word sections in Irish accents and (2) literal fucking Riverdancing.