Hi, the Supreme Court isn’t an actual court. It’s six paid operatives pretending to consider arguments while overturning laws for money.

Hope that helps clear up what happened today.

It’s true though… and some of them are INVESTED in hating you. It’s wild.

I’m a writer and all but sometimes you just have to let the picture tell the story.

- w/valerie bertinelli

Breaking: The MAGA Supreme Court majority appears ready to rule that the right to 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' doesn't extend to women with pregnancy complications or who otherwise need abortions.

This is horrifying, and it is because of Donald Trump.

When a plane lands, why do some people act like having to exit just snuck right up on them?

We were coming off a 14-hour day, were both exhausted, and hadn’t eaten since lunch. She took this pic with her phone across a hotel bar.

If you’re going to post a first pic, it might as well be one where ya ain’t nothing but happy. — with valerie bertinelli

The Hoarse Whisperer Yesterday, I went for a walk and a little girl was standing in her front yard. And she was singing, and singing beautifully. Out of sheer joy.

I told her, 'You have a wonderful voice. Thank you for sharing it.'

Her face lit up. I think we both made each other's day a bit nicer.

Elon Musk passed on prioritizing the development of a lower cost vehicle for years in favor of producing an unpopular lemon that looks like a child drew it in crayon.

I wanted to take a moment to address recent tabloid reports of an alleged romantic entanglement between me and a certain well known Hollywood personality.

hoarsewhisperings.com/p/rumors-rumor…

They print the craziest things in the tabloids.

Big if true though.

A hummingbird in flight in the last light of sunset.

Clearance Thomas™ Still following but you aren’t showing up in my notifications. Same with The Hoarse Whisperer and I have you both checked to show there😡

Violent spousal abuser and double-murderer, O.J. Simpson, has died at 76.

Hope he packed shorts. He’s going somewhere hot.

So, anyway, this happened.

Emphasis: from prison

Took this pic with my iPhone over a month ago.

It is so technically flawed. I love it anyway.

It makes me feel like I’m in New York.

I can practically feel this picture.