'So we have a deal. I'll get the camper van in July, you get it August and Humza gets the October week.'

Everyone round to Freddie’s for a shite.

From the fruit aisle to the cheese. Avocados trigger Steve.

The newly crowned Mayor of the West Midlands is straight to work - even on a bank holiday!

“ .. and don’t forget, it’s food caddies on a Thursday and blue bins every other week, inshallah.”

They’re never called Nigel or Susan, are they?

The Green Party has fully electrified its fleet of campaign vehicles.
Congratulations.

Rabid ideologues, fantasists and extremists whose reductive views are entirely out of step with the public and would take us back to the Stone Age.

But enough about the Greens,

I see Bobby Sands is trending...

Sunday.

This is the new Green Party councillor for Gipton & Harehills, celebrating by waving the Palestinian flag and chanting 'Allahu Akbar' which I presume means 'please recycle responsibly'.
I wonder which carbon he wants to reduce first?

Hopefully they die.

Not true. If Rishi Sunak does this I will vote for him.

Nearly time again pardner. #Election2024 #bbcelection

So, I watched #BabyReindeer

Cold compress for @PaulWaugh!