I can explain the hat 😬
Got my German version author copies of my debut novel today.
Thank you so much to my German readers…YOU have made me #1 bestseller in Crime Fiction. Just WOW xx😳😳
#SchonLangeTot
#LongTimeDead
#bestseller

Thank you to the wonderful Ayo Onatade Ayo Onatade 🇬🇧🇯🇲🇳🇬 for this 👍
If you’d like to read about how I was once thrown in a river, single-handedly carried a prisoner out of a court room and was almost fooled by one of the UK’s most dangerous sexual predators…have a read…

If I ruled the world, clouds would look like this. 😊👍

I’ve spent the day wondering if this is real… I can’t believe that my debut novel, LONG TIME DEAD is number ONE in the German Crime Fiction chart on Amazon.
Thank you to everyone who has bought it…I’m a teeny bit emotional 😳😳
#LongTimeDead

Just seen an advert for a hair product that said 74% of 47 women agreed it made their hair feel softer. I’m now wide awake and wondering why they didn’t ask 100 women.
#confused

Thank you to the wonderful staff, Alex, Lou & Chris at the fantastic Pritchards Bookshop in Crosby. Had a fab time chatting to you and signing copies of my debut novel #LongTimeDead
I bet you’ve already eaten the Jaffa Cakes! 😆👍x

Check out this incredible lineup of authors appearing at Capital Crime…Oh…and I’m going to be appearing too 😬
Would LOVE to see you there…come and say hello…bring Jaffa Cakes.
Bring cats 🐾
Actually, don’t bring cats ‘cos I might get in trouble. 😳

If you’re stuck for ideas about what to do with left over fruit and veg……..
You’re welcome. 👍

Thank you to the rather wonderful David Henry Headley I had an absolute blast recording this podcast 👍📚😊😊😊

COVER REVEAL!!
Ok, so this is the fantastic cover for the second book in the DI Sheridan Holler series THIS ENDS NOW ( out on 15th Oct )
Available to pre-order now. (please and thank you 😬😬)
And for all the ‘Maud’ fans…..she’s back!! ❤️🐾
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Thank you to the Daily Express for this incredible 2 page spread …about…⬇️

I have NOT been up all night because I’m so excited that my debut novel LONG TIME DEAD (SCHON LANGE TOT) is out in Germany today.
Nope.
Not me.
Okay I was.
And I swallowed a fly but that’s not relevant.
Anyway..Wooo Hooo🥳🎉📚
#PublicationDay
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The sun came out & touched your face
Now you’re in a happy place
It’s all ok, you’ll ride the storm
For she will keep you safe & warm
You may not see the stars that glow
You may not know the way to go
Whatever path you choose is right
So, rest easy now, upon this night
#poetry

I apologise for bombarding you all with tweets about my book, so here’s just a simple selfie of me, quietly reflecting on what has been an amazing week.
N’night folks. X

Lovely follower friends…if you fancy listening to me 😬 talking to the wonderful Frankie about whistling Giraffes, how to eat Jaffa Cakes, untrustworthy Penguins oh..and my book..check out this podcast..if it doesn’t make you smile I’ll eat a jar of beetroot.
Possibly 😳

This is going to be a BLAST!!
I’m on a panel at Capital Crime on 30th May, alongside #MogulsOfMystery (winning team 😆)
Katrín Júlíusdóttir Roxie Key #TheDeadlySpark 🔥 Claire Coughlan #WhereTheyLie & 📚🕷Suzy A #CrowMoon 🖤❤️📚
I’D LOVE TO SEE YOU THERE!! Tickets available now.
Come and say hello. Bring Jaffa Cakes and cats.

To everyone who has bought my debut novel. For your support, reviews, podcasts and blogs. I’m really not sure
how to thank you. So I’ll just say…I came from nothing but you have made me something…very blessed ..and very happily knackered 😆❤️x
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What a way to celebrate publication day 😊…I’m on #MellowMagicDigital tonight, talking to the totally wonderful Lynn Parsons
Why not pour a cheeky one, relax and join us…❤️😊xx