It’s August, Morrisons. Behave.

When I die I hope it is during a meeting, because the transition from life to death will be gentle and imperceivable

Tim and I will be appearing at the following literary/book festivals this autumn, talking about his amazing new tome. Tickets are on sale now and are but a Google away 📖

Guildford - 4th Oct
Henley - 5th Oct
Cheltenham - 12th Oct
Wimbledon - 20th
Cambridge - 16th Nov

I know it’s much more convenient that glass bottle recycling is no longer separated into colours, but I quite miss pretending that I’m on a game show and depositing in the correct receptacle against the clock.

13 movies to know me…

1. Jaws
2. The Graduate
3. The Darjeeling Ltd
4. The Third Man
5. The Ladykillers
6. Groundhog Day
7. Rear Window
8. Blade Runner
9. Murder Ahoy!
10. The Ipcress File
11. Back to the Future
12. Return of the Pink Panther
13. Hope and Glory

The always-brilliant Pete Redfern being err...brilliant. Nice work 😂😂😂👏👏👏
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My first ever extra Fringe show. So delighted.

As this was unexpected I’ll be collecting and donating money from this one for the family of Gareth Richards & for Crisis U.K. in honour of Andy Smart.

Both good friends comedy sadly lost this year.

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As with many roaming beasts, the dpd van is at it’s most vulnerable when drinking.

I’m willing to sell my story about my time as a stable boy mucking out Les Dennis’ stall in the late 70s.

Just awful. We cannot and will not go back to living in fear.

it doesn’t feel like rishi sunak is prime minister. it doesn’t feel like anyone is prime minister. just feels like a tv has been wheeled into the classroom

Update. According to my wife it *is* time wasted and apparently I should have been packing.

Did I mention Chortle Comedy have me 4 stars, I am very happy 🥲

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Still a few tickets left for today, 2for1 pals

Had forgotten this existed. 13 years ago. I’d played my set and a chap with a camera asked if I’d do one if my songs again at the end of the night for the camera. I’d had a few by this stage, but I’m a sucker for a compliment. youtu.be/EKVNvAwJRhQ

The Ninth Doctor returns in three new adventures! My story, ‘Run’, features Alpha Centauri, Ice Warriors, the Galactic Federation and Jane Asher as Bellatrix Vega, the nastiest piece of work in interplanetary politics. ✨ #DoctorWho #NinthDoctor #TravelInHope #BigFinish 👁️

‘Repost’. Is the destiny of all insecure middle-aged conservative men to double-down on mistakes rather than admit them?

Is the time spent hoking through the wonders of a forgotten cluttered drawer really time wasted? I think not.

Outstanding Broad! What a finish. Amazing. #TheAshes

Life moves pretty fast

Little Chef: The Movie