I'm actually starting to enjoy the conversation I'm having with this random Whatsapp scammer

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Unexpected pleasant surprise to start the day: the audio from my book trailer as part of this episode of L'ÉTRANGER from Belgium.

Imagine being God, having to listen to this shit all the time.

Imagine being that sort of person, the absolute abject horror of wine and good music and non superhero films, just hell on earth

From today, anyone who refers to 'storytelling beats' or 'character arcs' will be hit with a big stick.

I mean, the English language has existed for less than 0.1% of those time periods either, maybe we should bin that too if people are going to write shit like this Mailchimp arsehole.

Translations of the relevant works included at the end!

You know Gene, I have Salo fever! I wish it was called (500) Days of Sodom because that's how long I could spend in this world with all these characters.

I love the way Twitter's Notifications are increasingly fucked, you find out someone replied to you only days later when you're suddenly told someone liked a reply to a reply to a reply to your original tweet, none of which you were told about. Really encourages conversation.

I imagine this is just this useless fuckhead wetting himself and then pretending that he meant to do it.

Whatever you'd have to pay for this stock image, it is too much.

Nicolas Buchele Modhabobo Rob Palk if I was a publisher I'd invite submissions all the time but treat it like a gun amnesty

Odd that I can watch a 90-minute movie in 90 minutes, but as soon as anyone else joins me it becomes a drawn-out 3-hour marathon.