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A D πŸ›‘πŸ”°

@UtdDefence

Filmmaker. Call me A D.
Only enduring love of my life has been Man United.
This is usually a light-hearted account.If you're civil,I'll be civil.If you aren't..

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The age old societal problem of painting Women as prizes. Young men are brought up by the village to believe that if you work hard and achieve success and make more money, you are entitled to a bigger house, a fancier car, and amongst other things : a babe everyone else wants to

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Hadn't won the league in 19 years and this is how United were regarded in 1986. Behave.
0:12 πŸ‘‡πŸΎ

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Remember this meme?

Unironically loved by United fans because their heads were so full of fluff at that point having fallen hook line and sinker for the Maguire agenda.

David De Gea was actively praised for this.
THE most dishonest fanbase on this app.

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If Erik Ten Hag manages to finesse an FA Cup somehow, and Liverpool end with just the Carabao while Arteta finishes with nothing, it'll legit be the funniest thing ever. Banter on this app will be off the charts.

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Brent di Caesar salad will soon run a fear mongering episode declaring his sources have told him Zidane is learning English to take the England job so Southgate can come to United.

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Good for the kid man but why are United being an active part of this?

If this is part of some Old Trafford experience tour that any fan can buy, then it's barely bearable for me.

But if we're doing this specially for him, then I'm going to throw up.

We're destroying the aura

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Pay attention to that first line. Roma are living the exact dream and highs we were living some time back.

After the previous manager's (weirdly he goes by the name of Mourinho too) regime came to curtains owing largely to toxicity, a club legend replaced him and lifted the

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Liverpool fans
πŸ—£οΈWe're going for the quadruple

a few moments later
πŸ—£οΈWe're going for the Treble

a few moments later
πŸ—£οΈWe're going for the double

a few moments later
πŸ—£οΈWe're going for the Coriander Cup trophy parade with our greatest manager and team ever

Liverpool fans πŸ—£οΈWe're going for the quadruple a few moments later πŸ—£οΈWe're going for the Treble a few moments later πŸ—£οΈWe're going for the double a few moments later πŸ—£οΈWe're going for the Coriander Cup trophy parade with our greatest manager and team ever
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Schweinsteiger doesn't have standards. Who cares if we're actually playing to the strengths of our talented forward line.

All that matters is if our attackers are defensive stalwarts or not. If not, they need to be sold because Brent the respected football voice said so..

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Gary straight up lied about Bruno wanting to come off. Called him a disgrace.

Would be interesting to hear his thoughts on this.

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Andreas saying this ,Ole losing it on Lingard ('Jesse one more time and you're fuçking off') & other stories of Ole bringing out the hairdryer.

Per usual this guy's sources and knowhow are in the mud.

Stealing a living as Manchester Evening News' Chief United Troll.

Andreas saying this ,Ole losing it on Lingard ('Jesse one more time and you're fuçking off') & other stories of Ole bringing out the hairdryer. Per usual this guy's sources and knowhow are in the mud. Stealing a living as Manchester Evening News' Chief United Troll.
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