Good morning Twitter!
Today's caption competition features Rishi Sunak.
Have fun! 😊
#sicknote #SickNotes #SickNoteSunak
#GeneralElectionN0W

FFS who the fuck voted for this??

Duchess Gemma (MTE) aka Ms Tonks🐟 🇪🇺🇬🇧🕷

I'm going to post this now, because it'll probably need updating by tomorrow!
#bbcqt #TorySleaze
#GeneralElectionN0W

Over 500,000 UK pension holders affected by the Capita data breach.

jointheclaim.com/capita-data-br…

Morning everyone. Remember when Rishi Sunak's wife was caught allegedly owing millions in tax through non dom status.
Now he decides to take away powers fom trained doctors and let 'independent assessors' decide if you're capable for work.
Time the HMRC/DWP targeted the rich.

Minister for Care?!

Fuck right off.

Why, is she leaving?

If Johnson refuses to Co-operate with the authorities governing ex-minister appointments, and Truss did not comply with rules governing ex PM memoirs, why should either of them be paid from the public purse because they once happened to be PMs? theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

Richard Tice what a cunt. #bbcqt
He understands fuck all about climate change and net zero.

Quick question. You live in England and earn £50,270, the highest amount in the basic rate 20% income tax band. You get a £1 a year pay rise, and are now in the 40% higher rate tax band.

How much additional tax do you think you will pay?

Oh yes .
I'm putting a face on masel the night.
Cheers ma little Tory fucking haters.

That's great, but what about the rest of them
#ToriesOut652
#GeneralElectionNow

Police looking into claims Tory MP used campaign funds to pay 'bad people'

mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

John Crace

John Crace He is absolutely pathetic
Bring that General election on!

Now I see it and I'm really sorry. By having a heart attack I have let my country down. More importantly, I have let Rishi Sunak down

The Standard This is just wishful thinking on the part of the Evening Standard.
Londoners want a Mayor who represent our interests and a newspaper that represents the interests of real Londoners.
Racist hairdressers from Harrow just don’t work.

🚨 I found my daily panda clip 😃

Enjoy!

David Davies really is an obnoxious, misogynistic prick! #bbcqt

Kevin Edger I’m glad you have pointed out the government wrote off billions of £ in lockdown fraud haven’t even chased the money owed by the PM’s wife!

Meanwhile allowing £ multibillions in tax avoidance and evasion

All the while chasing pennies that are rightfully claimed

The Tory’s 4U