Twitter AI is amazing. It took our satirical post about 'Stuxnet 2.0' and some mention of 'templates' into a serious trending post about cyberwarfare.

So, Kristi Noem walks into a psychoanalyst’s office and says, “doctor, my husband thinks he’s a dog! I don’t know what to do! Please help.”

The doctor replies,  “Okay, have him get on the couch.”

Kristi Noem quickly snapped back, “Wait, no, he’s not allowed on the couch!”…

Back off! She's got Jewish friends!

We don’t “claim” to be Jewish.

We are Jewish.

And sorry — you, a Republican state legislator, don’t get to rescind our family’s Jewish card.

Kelly O’Donnell at the #WHCD gives as few words to the journalists killed in Gaza as she possibly can, & 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒 she doesn’t mention 𝑤ℎ𝑜 killed them, much less that many were specifically targeted 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑠.

It's kinda what we do. LOL! #Anonymous

If Hazel went 'missing,' we know who Booker needs to question.

This isn't the whole story. Ask her what she did to them later.

Kristi Noem MELANIA TRUMP Kristi Noem be like…

Dog is like, 'oh sh*t, they're gonna Cheney me!'

Judging by the look on that kid's face, 'special' as in 'very tastey for dinner. Momma, get your gun!'

It's a shame nobody trained the pup in self defense. #2ndAmendment

Professor Noelle McAfee speaks out after being arrested for standing up against police assaulting a pro-Palestinian protester: 'When I saw that young person being pummeled. It was horrific. It felt like it went on forever. Punching, rolling, knocking, and punching.'

Sheryl Sandberg, as the COO of Meta, also argued that there was no issue with Meta charging money to amplify disinformation. It's an unfortunate name to have on this, since there are no state boundaries on who is guilty of crimes here. But, her doc won't get into that.

Among the best arguments against the 'official acts' nonsense in SCOTUS is former governor Illinois Rod Blagojevich. In the official act of appointing a U.S. senator, he solicited bribes. Crime is crime.

NY cops on Twitter doing politics. We bet this guy celebrates the Kent State murders. #ACAB

Around 100 protesters were arrested on Saturday at a pro-Palestine encampment at Northeastern University, but not the one whose hate speech got everything shut down.
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Look at the SWAT team they called to indiana university. For students protesting genocide.

Yesterday Cornell University suspended four students for their participation in the protest encampment on the arts quad. Why these four? Because they were the negotiating team and they were the names the admin knew. Two are international students who are now without visas. /1