Ask ChatGPT to pick a number between 1 and 100 - which does it pick? (by Leniolabs_)

It’s all shits and giggles until Chamath shows up with a half dozen fresh SPACs

I’m imagining a Model T with horse neigh sounds every time you accelerate.

You mess with the iterated prisoner’s dilemma, you’ll get the tit-for-tat.

A chiropractor sponsored this

This is sick

Great feature for Super Smash Bros money matches. “I evaporated you with a Falcon Punch, now evaporate $20 to me. And don’t bring that weak Yoshi shit in here again.”

NYT Connections describing everybody on Twitter today

It's been 245 years since a Presidential general election didn't have a Biden, Trump, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Reagan, Carter, Ford, Nixon, Johnson, Kennedy, Eisenhower, Truman, Roosevelt, Hoover, Coolidge, Harding, Wilson, Taft, McKinley, Cleveland, Harrison, Arthur, Garfield, Haye

holy shit

“Presidential candidate Robert Kennedy meets Hawk Tuah girl at Nic Carter’s Karate Comba-” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

VIX? The VapoRub?

There was a time when we respected the computer

In less than a month.

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - nothing. You will not be remembered. You have conquered no lands. Forged no new nations. Fought for no noble causes. You existed for a brief moment but soon you, and

Today's episode of stupid things to say while standing behind bulletproof glass: Trump: "American does not have a gun problem."

Just say no.

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

your 20s are for gathering brick and wood and your 30s are all about ore and wheat