I was recently asked to redesign a course on “the culture of writing, editing, and publishing,” a gig that I 100% jumped at solely because I think it would be so damn cool to fold this awesome, awesome book into it.

The guy fixing my garage ceiling came in to ask me if he could take down my posters, and it took everything I had not to say, “excuse me sir, those are fantasy football championship banners”

This makes me wanna fly across the damn country.

Might shift to writing fan fiction about The Wonder Years pigeon

My kid has had a hard time adjusting to kindergarten, which has stressed the hell out of me, but today she hopped out of the car on her own and turned around and smiled and waved and it might have been the best feeling in the world

For the weekend crowd, I had a lil piece come out over at HAD yesterday about my kid throwing a fit in a parking lot and whether ostriches stick their heads in the ground when they’re scared. Hell yeah for skulls. Happy Saturday, y’all. 🤘💀 havehashad.com/hadposts/throw…

"I set myself like a pitcher and she chants louder, do it do it do it, so I draw back my arm and fling it forward,...." I dig this one by Adam Shaw in HAD 💙💙💙

Quiet brewery + rainy day + dave housley book = great weekend

There’s always one person at a concert who’s your same height, and they’re always right in front of you.

Every time I submit a simultaneous submission somewhere that says no simultaneous submissions I take a hit of whipped cream straight out of the can.

so damn pumped to read this!!

My daughter just said “I get really grumpy when boys tell me I can’t do things” and I’m like, hell yeah kid

Guys it’s HAD HQ

Mallory Whitten

And now we can’t go to sleep for an hour because of adrenaline just to wake up in four hours to get our kids ready for school. We’re so back.

Friends help friends get rejected.