We aren't supposed to pick favorites but of all my stories, this beefy baby has a special place and now you can read it over at HAD

everyone who calls it 'X' instead of 'Twitter' in their bio gets their HAD acceptance rescinded

It took a full 2 weeks (a practical infinity, in HAD-time) but voicemail submissions are complete!

Received 183 Submittable submissions (but some didn't call) & 203 voicemails (but some were 2nd or 3rd calls by same person).

22 acceptances in total.

So excited to share them!

if these 2 Emily Hannah-Myles sentences don't make you keep reading, idk what to tell you

'Once a week I get an all beef corn dog from Edith in the striped polo shirt. It is obscene that her name is Edith since she is nineteen, and blonde, and always chewing gum.'
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These are fantastic

LOVE all 3 of these Jordan Alejandro poems today, love how unique & different each is from the others. Ream 'em!

I. 𝑣𝑒𝑡𝑒 𝑎 𝑙𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑎𝑑𝑎
go to hell^

^ chingar is the soft tendon
between the tongue
and the 𝑑𝑢𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒
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laughed out loud three separate times reading this piece by Kirsti MacKenzie. not, like, an exhalation of air or a small chuckle. actual barks.

I shall have a HAD skull one day.

got a HAD skull for my impeccable voicemail. i'm known far and wide for my skill on the voicemail, an instrument i've dedicated my life to, so this feels like some cosmic recognition. if any lo-fi producers want to feature me on their next single, please reach me at

it's live!! thank you endlessly HAD -- still vibrating from excitement over my first skull 💀

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if you didn’t get a skull for the HD vm call the next logical thing is to leave that same vm reading for your elected representatives good luck and god speed

The more I read HAD, the more I feel I’m on the verge of a creative breakthrough.

this is so effing good

final two lines esp knocked me out, but didn't wanna spoil, so here's a mid-poem excerpt from romy rhoads ewing!

'Why can't I just say I want
To read Richard Brautigan and
Eat chocolate and peppers and
Peaches and gin and hit on sixteens,
Split eights...'
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Have y’all seen this lol? havehashad.com/hadposts/alt-t…

final update (before final recap) on voicemail submissions:

been busier with writing & hanging out & life than expected. should be able to (finally) get back to everyone tomorrow. thanks!

I was hoping for a photo at the end of this perfect little shorty, and I was not disappointed!

What happens when you read too much HAD

'You know the truth though, right?
They switched because we Spocked the fives.
Every last one.'

Kirsti MacKenzie one of the best, most unique, strongest voices doin' it rn.

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