I love this new genre of film where mature esteemed actresses where wigs in ensemble comedies geared towards gay men and moms.

I can’t believe there was a time in my life where I wasn’t watching Summer House.

“Yeah, can I get a me espresso?” - me, ordering coffee from now on

Anyone But You…was a movie that I saw!

Nice butt though.

You don’t get to tell her to move on after attempting to ruin her career and life for clicks and ratings and then trying to coax her into a SKIMS campaign by doing TikToks to her music…with no apology.

Sorry your plan didn’t work!

you know how to ball i know aristotle

Criticism of The Tortured Poets Department is totally valid.

It’s the messiest Taylor Swift album.
It’s not for everyone.

It’s just very obvious when your criticism is geared towards clicks from people who love to hate or more focused on her not doing the pop music you want.

Taylor Swift was always going to face backlash for releasing a non-pop album in the wake of Cruel Summer and the Eras Tour.

She already said The Tortured Poets Department was an album she had to make for herself.

Just wait for that post-Eras Tour, happy-relationship pop return.

If you’re upset about The Tortured Poets Department not having any bangers, just put on Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter.

Problem solved.

This is all going to make reputation (Taylor’s Version) even more epic.

Life is a lot more fun when you stop caring about what other people think about you and the things you care about.

Who cares?

Life is too short.

Who cares!!!

All I want to talk about is the Spice Girls reunion at Victoria Beckham’s 50th birthday party.

Selling over 1 million albums in a day decades ago was insane and nowadays is almost impossible. Taylor Swift does it with The Tortured Poets Department and it feels expected?

She’s ascended to a level of popularity that no one may ever come close to touching again.

Like, ever.

Just announce what records Taylor Swift isn’t breaking. I think that will be a lot easier to keep track of.

I’ve never needed that me espresso more.

Taylor Swift already breaking streaming records she set herself in less half the time.

I was scared before, but now I’m terrified.

Taylor Swift put drugs in So High School.

The way I was right.