Cruise ship director 😂🤙🏻

So you’re that skint you have to sell your old stuff to buy new stuff and the HMRC wants to tax you on the sale of something you’ve already paid tax on that you will be selling for less than you paid?

Surely taxing millionaires would be more profitable than Sharon’s used tops?

Little moments from today ✨

(I'm gonna try and remember to do this most days, and #ShareTheMundane

Being able to recognize a genocide ten years after it happens is useless. You need the fucking spine to take an unpopular position while there’s still time for it to matter or else you’re a danger to the world.

This is GRIM

Tell me why the two year old has a film on, the tablet playing something and a little laptop toy playing something else and we must have them all on 😩😩😩

A little coffee reel.... instagram.com/reel/C1lo3RRqX…

This is a friendly reminder for you to take more photos and videos of both the important and mundane moments of your life this year.

The Blair era of The Crown is just so blah

I hope next year everyone forgets about the concept of “cringe” and decides to be corny as hell. Be as passionately heartfelt as you can about stuff you love. Where has apathy and cynicism gotten us? We’re all stressed, repressed, depressed

i deleted this before but i wanna tweet it again in case someone out there needs to hear this: i hope you remember that change is not the only thing worth celebrating. your steady heartbeat, your consistent walk, your unwavering hope. the constant things shall get celebrated too.

2024 ins/outs ✨

Christmas decorations are away and now I'm desperate to tear apart the entire house because I feel suffocated by stuff 🥂✨

The big 30 today ✨🎉

34 and feeling a touch hungover BUT very ready for a day cuddled up with my two babies - and cake, always cake

Happy happy birthday to my birthday twin Ellan Wicks - big Capricorn energy always, love you 🥰❤️