I'm Dominic and sorry to be out of reach I know you're dying in #Kabul . But I have urgent business on the beach So tragically my schedule's rather full. In short my #Afghan friends, you're out of luck And frankly chums I just don't give a fuck.

#LOCKDOWN LIMERICK FOR No. 10 _________________________________________ Said a Downing Street spad, "All my life I've detested political strife. Work meetings are fine If there's cheese and there's wine And the boss can bring baby and wife." #Covid19 #DowningStreetParties.

Good to know that #Christmas is looking safe. (Pity the British population isn't). #Omicron

Govt insider quoted as saying “If we have called this wrong we will be responsible for thousands of deaths and Labour will win the next election.” In a sentence you have the moral degeneracy at the heart of the #Tory Party: thousands of deaths a mere political calculation.

#Johnson's crazed libertarians now arguing that we must "await the data" on #Omicron before taking action. This is curiously reminiscent of the #climate change deniers. The technique: in the face of scientific facts, cast doubt.

No 10 #LOCKDOWN LIMERICK No. 10 _________________________________________ Said a Downing Street spad, "All my life I've detested political strife. Work meetings are fine If there's cheese and there's wine And the boss can bring baby and wife." Lindy Williams 💙NHS #FBPE Justice & truth Robin Lustig

#DowningStreet #Party. Suggested opening question from #KeirStarmer to #BorisJohnson for today's #PMQs: "Prime Minister, did you bring your own booze?"

Why's everyone talking about the #COVID19 #RULES ? Most of the 'rules' that #DowningStreet breached had the force of law. So it's not 'one rule for them and one rule for the rest of us'. It's no law for them and the rule of law for the rest of us'.

It doesn't get much lower than this: #Boris Johnson dons the mantel of #Churchill and tells the #Ukrainians it's their finest hour and they can win. No they can't. The #war will be prolonged and they will die in order to save Johnson's political career. Nice, eh?

#LizTruss describes solar panels as “one of the most depressing sights when you’re driving through England.” Unlike the cheering sight of burning fields. #Drought2022 #LeadershipContest

⚠️ Yellow weather warning updated ⚠️ Thunderstorms across England and Wales Valid all day Tuesday 16th Latest info 👉 bit.ly/WxWarning Stay #WeatherAware⚠️

#Queue to see the #Queen lying in state now nearly five miles long. That's 150 miles shorter than the queue to get an operation on the #NHS.

#LizTruss to "urge other democracies to slash taxes and prioritise growth". Fantastic. She doesn't just want to wreck Britain and screw the poor with disastrous #TrickleDownEconomics, she wants to do the same to half the world.

One dead and 90 evacuated in major Bristol fire bbc.in/3r3WbwI

Could somebody please ask #NASA to fly a spacecraft into #LizTruss to try to get her to change direction before her #TaxCuts programme destroys the British #economy?

I'M AN ASYLUM SEEKER GET ME OUT OF HERE. #SuellaBravemann and Compassionate #Conservatives launch a popular new British survival reality TV show in which refugees are put through a series of horrific and disgusting experiences in the hope of not being sent to #Rwanda.