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Alistair Beaton

@alistairbeaton_

Playwright and satirist. Author of Feelgood, The Trial of Tony Blair, A Planet for the President, FRACKED! OR: PLEASE DON'T USE THE F-WORD, and lots more.

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3 years ago

I'm Dominic and sorry to be out of reach I know you're dying in #Kabul . But I have urgent business on the beach So tragically my schedule's rather full. In short my #Afghan friends, you're out of luck And frankly chums I just don't give a fuck.