British politics is amazing

Uncanny.

No, because he died in the 17th Century.

That is brilliant.

Lest we forget.

Jonathan Gullis looks like one of those husbands appealing for information about his missing wife that he knows is buried under his patio.

44 days, with a fortnight off for killing the Queen, is spectacular.

LETTUCE WINS youtu.be/Sm-RE95lKJ0

Oh dear. I can feel the buzz wearing off. I need another resignation to keep me going. Used to be just the one could get me through a whole week. Now I need a couple a day to get the same high

A Prime Minister may fall today. Soak up the history, guys. Days like today only come around every couple of months

Christ

Ni-night. What a day. Let’s see what fresh hell tomorrow brings.

No, no. Please carry on doing that.