doing this thing i call car-cuterie. it’s where i sit in my car and eat crackers, meats, and nuts

hey, what do bears and women have in common? they both just want to be left alone when they’re walking through the woods

“Whatever you do to him, I will do to you.”

respectfully ma’am i don’t think your knees can handle what i do to him

you know you’re hot when people DM you to call you mid bc they can’t call you ugly

no cheating post your last selfie

if you insIST 🤳🏻

i’m from a rural area so my first job was shoveling horse shit in the hot sun for $30 a week :-)

‘Grrr… these women choosing the bear instead of me… I’LL DRAW THEM BEING VIOLENTLY KILLED! HEH! THAT’LL SHOW EM THAT I’M CLEARLY A SAFE PERSON TO BE ALONE IN THE WOODS WITH!’

bro help i can't stop seeing patterns and synchronicities and the interconnectedness of everything in life

ok how much time do you have??? their strength, empathy, kindness, tenderness, creativity, self expression, depth, i could go on-

not saying i started the trust a man vs. trust a wild bear discourse but- i got into a twi argument about it a couple weeks before it really started and, i’m thinkin maybe men just really like to argue about this one lmao

my birthday is this month !!!

does anyone have any hot tips on how to be less strange and unsettling

im trans would you date me?

i was raised on silk shirt rnb so all that incel shit never hit for me, i believe in beggin for the pussy. outside in the rain, crying, throwing up, just for a sniff. thats your role as a man