For the first time in a long time, when I say ‘shat on from a great height’ it’s literal again! #fuckinseagulls

When the trains are all on strike, rest assured Stagecoach SouthWest will get you there.. oh wait.

@_BlondeGirly If anyone did, they could make millions on a book deal

Tonight, @_TheCalumGibb and I are the support act for an ABBA tribute band and you don't come back from a sentence like that.

Why does it always rain, just as i start my two days off? Every week?

Chagford show day! Going to be a long one!

The only reason asian porn is popular is cuz porn is listed in alphabetical order.

Anything For A Fiver That #backstage view with Quorum #AFAF @_TheCalumGibb

Whatever happened to common fucking courtesy?

Either I’m getting later or Okehampton carnival is getting smaller

WIN A GUITAR! Be in with a chance of winning the TW28CE X OV! Just follow the instructions on the flyer to enter. Winner announced 10/11/17

Fentanyl=Death.BREAKS MY HEART.We need to keep raising awareness.

Lets stop talking about this shooter in Florida personally, and going over his story! That’s what he fucking wants! Just focus on the gun laws Trump! Stop glorifying evil!!!

The secret to musical success is writing setlists on the back of Christmas song chord sheets. Anything For A Fiver @_TheCalumGibb #AFAF

It’s 2:40 am.. how long before I tell Tom Brennan he’s been asleep for an hour already in the living room?

Think Tom Brennan has found his groove now! Still asleep after 2 hours on the couch