We can’t wait to see everyone tomorrow when we come together to #DiscoverMore at CLIA Conference 2024 🥂❤️☀️

⏳ CLIA Conference is nearly here! We can’t wait to help a record-breaking number of agents #DiscoverMore 🎉

He's not impressed with his first virgin.

Fair play to the Islamic Republic for sorting a replacement so quickly.

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“Hello Interflora, do you deliver on a Sunday?”

Awful about President #Raisi . Thoughts with Gary Lineker at this difficult time.

BREAKING: Ebrahim Raisi has updated his pronouns to was/were

The BBC says the helicopter crash in Iran with the Iranian president on board was caused by climate change and Brexit.

Just been reminded of one of the greatest moments in Twitter history

Reports that the President of the woman-beating, gay killing, terror supporting, Islamic fundamentalist, war mongering theocratic state of Iran has been killed in a helicopter crash. That would be sad, wouldn’t it?

Breaking: Gaza Health Ministry is reporting that along with the Iranian president, at least 500 women & children are on the helicopter - along with 12 journalists, 17 aid workers, and 25 surgeons.

A lot of people my age were pressured by their parents to go to university as they saw it as the only path to social mobility. At one time that might have been true, but in a functioning economy, it just isn't. My other half was pressured into a degree and now she's a mid-level

🇵🇸 Do you consider this man a freedom fighter?

They’re such nice men these Palestinians aren’t they?

Lots of forensic things not to talk about:

1. Can't talk about Nick Brown; something, something, investigation,

2. Can't talk about Angela Rayner as haven't read the Advice & reasons,

3. Can't talk about Elphicke as I'm a lawyer, she's a lawyer & Buckland is a lawyer, ouch!

🧵Earlier I saw this point someone made:

'cycling only really became an issue when middle class pseudo environmentalist ditched their cars & started to cycle - for journeys they could easily walk
Working class workers rode their bikes to work for decades without the hysteria'
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Brexit and kissing off Erasmus was certain to turn the UK into a washed-up educational wasteland.

(Hat tip to Ivor Harper)

Tonight, a brave young Jewish woman will take to Europe’s biggest stage.

She will be bullied by crowds of antisemites who either supported a massacre of Jews at a music festival, or think the follow-up should be a boycott of their country at a music festival.

Am Yisrael Chai

Loved chatting to Lucia Rowe onboard A-ROSA Sena - the full interview to follow, but here we chat about families choosing to river cruise