Entirely serious political movement tagging a fake Green Party account for Roblox roleplayers... they're not sending their best, folks!

'The Muslim Vote' presents a list of 18 policy demands.

Includes provision of Sharia-compliant pensions, a system for Sharia-compliant student finance, and changes to Ofcom extremism rules.

This was never just about Gaza - Muslim voters are emerging as a distinct bloc.

Fascinating. Do you think they ever have a moment of introspection where they realise how stupid they look?

Do they think MBS wanders around the streets of Riyadh asking random passer-by’s for signatures? Macron’s ministers the streets of Paris?

So so deeply unserious.

Society has industrialised.... It's Gnomver.....

What a waste of time Farage has been. Either you come back or you don't.

Thank you for everything you've done Nigel, but it's time for us to move on to pastures new.

Meanwhile in the YooKay...

'I would like immigration to run in the high hundreds of thousands, around ~750,000/year.'
'I disagree, it should be slightly lower than that, maybe the mid hundreds of thousands, around ~600,000/year.'

I long for a day when Australian politics looks like this (young people dressed nicely talking about immigration)

Vibing to Far Cry 5 soundtrack rn

A hung parliament would actually be a good result for you, Rishi. You will still have a party afterwards. Don't bash it.

In what sense is a man who loses competent? This is like saying that a mechanic who blows up your car engine is competent. Ben Houchen won in Tees Valley - he is literally competent.

What? Surely you'd want to provide an actual alternative to voters. If you move closer to mushy centrism, the Tories will be even more like Labour, more than they already are.

Illusion of choice, you can either vote for a social liberal in a red tie or one in a blue tie.

'I literally hate you and want you to lose.'

'A vote for Reform is a vote for Labour’s illegal migrant amnesty & higher legal migration!'

'Your party imported Africans into quiet English villages.'

'Vote Reform, get Labour.'

'There's rubbish everywhere and I lost my job.'

Jonathan Gullis MP Wait, is high immigration bad? You're giving me mixed signals here.

> she doesn't know what's coming next
Strap yourselves in, patriots.

Just an astonishing 19.8% of Muslims aged 16-to-74 in the UK are in full-time employment according to a study carried out by the Social Mobility Commission.

The Guardian has attributed this to 'widespread Islamophobia, racism and discrimination' in British workplaces.

Only 51.4% of Muslims of working age are in employment.

“It is clear that elements of the Right in the UK are embittered at the rising population of Muslim and or ethnic communities in major cities”

“…”

“They’re not even trying to hide it anymore!”

“…”

“I don’t know if you know this but some of them even actively oppose it!”

Jonathan Gullis MP Reform wouldn't exist at all if your party hadn't spent the last fourteen years making the problem worse than ever.

You and your 'right honourable' friends deserve oblivion.