THIS is funnier than anything Babylon Bee can produce, its unfair

So the press conference jihadist is a PhD student named Johannah King-Slutzky (really) and this is what she's working on. Dying. Absolutely dying. Beyond parody. The Babylon Bee couldn't top this if they tried.

3/ To the thug protesters, Iran is cheering you on. You are a disgrace to America. If you’re violating civil rights laws or any law, I urge Donald J. Trump 47 DOJ to prosecute you. Your crimes will still be subject to prosecution in 2025. Justice is coming.

2/Watch film to see brave women & men bear witness to unspeakable atrocities. If you support Hamas (“River to the Sea” & antisemitic chants), you support these sadistic crimes. Shame on you for defending unparalleled evil. #IStandWithJews #IStandWithIsrael
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1/Every Hamas supporter must be confronted w/ barbaric evil inflicted by Hamas savages on Jews (esp women) on October 7th. DEPLOY flatbed trucks w/ billboard screens at every college protest to show non-stop Sheryl Sandberg film Screams Before Silence.
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Having experienced the trauma of a stalker who had to be shut down by legal means, and having received my own death threats, I stand 100% with J.K. Rowling.

A 'troll' does not threaten to kill a woman with 'a big hammer'. A criminal does.

And criminals need to be arrested.

No, we don´t need her to be Momala... Please, no.

Cowards on the wrong side of history who cover their faces, exhibit A and B.

This is who the college commies support.

Here is Hamas in action.

Jewish UCLA student stands up to masked mob after they repeatedly blocked his entry to the campus over the last week because he is Jewish.

Proudly holding an Israeli flag he says:

“We all know the reason you have masks it’s because you don’t want us to identify you.”

Our top Jew lawyers about to go fully Jerry McGuire on em ✡️

The truest tweet ever

Imagine if a black kid was being denied entry to UCLA by white students…

We’d all know his name, the NBA season would be cancelled, cities would be burning and dementia man would’ve sent in the national guard.

🤦‍♂️ so friggin’ embarrassing

🚨BREAKING: An anonymous group has built a giant screen with loudspeakers outside the UCLA protest showing footage from October 7 on a loop.

Genius!

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2 PM has come and gone. Columbia University's empty threats and weak leadership have failed and surrendered Columbia’s campus to the pro-Hamas antisemitic mob. The world is watching as you continue to fail your Jewish students. Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions

Sheldon Whitehouse 4/ More on Rep. Jamie Raskin
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2/ More on Sheldon Whitehouse:
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1/ Enjoyed discussing w/ Steve Bannon hypocrisy of @JamieRaskin Sheldon Whitehouse calling for Justices to recuse when Congress has no conflict of interest laws! Raskin didn’t disclose wife’s stock until sold. Whitehouse actively helps wife’s companies.
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