Get off your high horse, Mr. Morals.

This schtick will be good for (checks the Michigan* schedule) 6 more days.

Florida State is the worst football team I’ve ever seen and I watched the Browns go 1-31 over 2 years

If you say you’ll do something if your team loses, you either have to do it or be publicly executed. Nothing worse than someone who makes big promises to gain followers and social media engagement, only to be exposed as a huge fraud.

I’m sorry I can’t stop laughing at this 😂😂 A Florida State Fan Has Vowed To Eat Dog Shit Out Of A Red Solo Cup If They Lose To Boston College This Week Ohio’s Tate barstoolsports.com/blog/3523564/a…

Concerns List Update after Week 1 featuring Smoke crossing off his Florida Gators 106 teams remain.

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I have taken Christian McCaffery in the DraftKings TD Scorer Survivor Pool. Gotta see one go through the hoop to start. #EndZoneCrown

.Ohio’s Tate is taking shots at the boss over the Buckeyes and has no plans of backing down. Dave Portnoy Nicky Smoke Barstool Rundown presented by DraftKings: barstoolsports.com/bios/rundown #DKPartner

shoutout to Coach Andre Griffin (son of the legendary 2x Heisman winner Archie Griffin) and Mrs. Triv for the NDCL Football gear. Beat Bedford on Friday! There’s nothing like Ohio High School Sports. If you send it, it will be worn.

John Rich vowed to cut his head off if Michigan won the National Championship. He clearly could not do that, so the only way he could absolve himself was to eat dog shit in place of that coward #BEATBC🍢 John Rich just ate dog shit. He is fully exonerated.

Since the day my Dad took off work because Cleveland had blown its ten game 1st place lead…..the Guardians have won 6 of 7 and the Royals have lost 7 straight. The man who saved the season:

and Ducking Dave runs and hides once again. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Dave Portnoy back down from a verbal exchange like that.

This just proves everything I’ve been saying. Everyone, including this lineup of heavy hitters from the NYC Office (why did someone make this video there?), is afraid to disagree with Dave.

This could take forever. Not because catching a Punt is hard, but this JUGS machine is all over the place….and Mintzy has to catch one. #endzonecrown

Barstool Pickem Week 2 Recap: I guess I’ll take the free rent in Ducking Dave’s head since he’s too afraid to make the double or nothing salary bet.

I have created a #trend

Thinking of starting a new series where Barstool employees are attempting to do a video in one take when suddenly Mintzy wanders into the same room. 1st one’s practice so doesn’t count Ohio’s Tate