Don’t mind me just going thru a mid life crisis

How I feel right now is what i assume it feels like to test positive for aids. Completely dead inside, ZERO light at the end of the tunnel. Days like these make me wish I joined the theater in high school. Sports Suck.

Catch me dead before i spend another dollar traveling for a sporting event. All future trips are me + whatever bird I’m tryna shag for the week. Now if you don’t mind I’m going to cry myself to sleep.

I hate sports. I could go my whole life without going to another game and I’d die happy.

🔴 In the red corner...

Sorry ass reds!! Now we go!!!

ADDING TROSSARD TO SCORE

MATCH DAY!! IF YOU DONT TAKE KAI HAVERTZ ATS YOU ARE NOT MY BOY!!!

Trossard anytime Arsenal needs a goal

🔴 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝘿𝘼𝙔 ⚪️

🆚 Aston Villa
🕟 4.30pm (UK)
🏆 Premier League
🏟 Emirates Stadium

I thought all this beef was AI but now that it’s real… Strap the fuck in. This is gonna be crazy

Long day at the Shanghai Marriage Market trying to find Mintzy and Smoke a wife. Think I got some bites…

The Calm Before The Storm #COYG !!

Never in my life have I had a conversation with someone who speaks English and have no clue what they’re saying. The blokes across the pond stay waffling😂

Guy just told me to “get on the piss” I told him i don’t have to piss. Turns out that’s how you tell someone to get a beer.

“Today I got time”

Life in a talented farm system fuels Coby Mayo’s drive to make his dreams come true.

British bird: Do people in Alabama actually marry their cousin?

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

What pubs do the fit birds flock to in London?

That first termie beer on your first international flight hits DIFFERENT

North Bank here we come!!