you’re drunk again aren’t you

Good morning world ☀️

Idgaf🤣

ALL ARE WELCOME. -me talking about potatoes

Getting an astrology girl to fall for me by sending messages right at 11:11 everyday

Giraffe family patiently waiting for the rain to stop..🦒🌧️😍

fun first date idea: i hunt you for sport

Sorry that I wouldn't stop making eye contact with you while I slowly ate this entire tub of cottage cheese.

I just saw an owl…owls are cool AF

I’m kinda like if Snow White had an OnlyFans. Wait. Imma need dwarves.

She was rare, like a redhead with no weird bruises on her legs

Captain of industry

It’s finally Friday. Let’s kick all the ass and clock out early. Deal?

psssttt guys wake up! new marsupial just dropped

The sound of his voice is music to my pulsing soul.

I am a giggly mess today and I don’t hate it. 🤓

So my surgery that was scheduled for next week has been postponed. Also, I’m gonna need another unrelated surgery before the end of the year, so ya… I’ve been a bit busy with that stuff. I’m actually really glad that I have this weekend to relax now. 💙🩵🩷❤️💜

I just ate a burrito wrapped tighter than the baby Jesus happy Friday Christ almighty