I'm reliably informed by my rapporteurs on the ground that these hustlers were queuing for a party stipend.

Sure, 500/= is more than what we pay for watu wa mkono in rural areas. Perception is everything in politics.

Whoever controls your perception, I'll control your reality.

When your juvenile learns the art of peeing by itself, then it can nolonger persevere the hot furnaces of being shrouded in a diaper around its pelvic girdle.

Freedom is being at liberty of your pelvic area. You can pee at your own accord. Kudos, guys. Keep on peeing.

The state that is not attuned to the plights of Kenyans who are devastated by floods is holding the most successful grassroots elections within East and Central Africa.

The state is forgetting that when a man is urinating, he must hold his firestick for urine to have direction.

Knowing your worth is a form of self-care.

Being aware of your inert potential will keep a number of doors open for you.

Unfortunately for most folks, they don't know that no matter how gravely sick a cow is, it can never be traded in with a healthy goat in an open market.

Where do you muster the courage to buy pre-owned items?

Pre-owned stuff comes with encumbrances from their previous lives.

They bear the ghosts, ghouls, profligacy and iniquities of the owner's dark past.

Don't invite the intrusive spirits from pre-owned stuff. Keep distance!

Railway track left hanging after heavy rains trigger landslide in Thogoto

Motorists be very careful. Mother nature is scorned enough. She has decided to Erupt. Take precautionary measures.

Have ensconced a good rapport with men who have penetrated the globe.

Men who have traversed 2458 villages in Phrygia & Pamphylia.

In their wisdom, they've learnt to oil their buttocks. The most underracted part of the human body.

The part that connects us with the sewerline.

Lt General is the immidiate rank before a General. At the moment top candidates for the Next CDF are:

1. Lt Gen Charles Kahariri, current Vice Chief of Defence Forces(Kenya Navy) .

Good morning, folks

Planning precedes control. Control ensures everything adopted in the planning stage is implemented fastidiously.

Control ensures where deviations are noted, and then remedial actions are enforced.

Visions are realized through a solid plan.

#TheEagleClan

CBK floats bonds every month. That means there are a lot of bonds to invest in.

How do you decide which bond to invest in?

Here are some of the factors that you should consider:

1/ Type of bond.

Infrastructure bonds are tax free and very lucrative to investors.

The chicken 🐔 have come home to roost.
#flooding
#ProphetElvisMbonye

The emblem of the mark of quality 👌

The German mentrosity humming on my lawned grass has never stepped on my sprinklers that nourish the greenery.

The sparkling machines love spectacular ambience.

What inspired their logo? Compare and contrast! I trust my instincts.

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We're cruising 🛳 nicely. The fastidiousnes of our captain should be emulated with zeal and zest.

Other county bosses should come to Nairobi for tutorials. They shouldn't go outside the country for benchmarking missions.

The solution 👌 is right here with us.

I'm still laughing at the fraudulency of the moment in Nairobi City County leadership.

The gravest sin ever committed at the ballot was championed by Nairobi women.

Choosing beards and dimples over intellectual acuity. The choices have consequences.

Who is laughable now 🤔

#TheEagleClan is back in awe.

After interacting with my peers, who are not only thought leaders but also influential figures and destiny shapers, I've decided to show up for my online community for a short time.

I'm glad to be back. Let's indulge and be great.

I'm privy to the fact that mortal beings have two lives.

The conspicuous public life and hidden private life.

I'm perturbed that the First Lady is mixing the two.

Zakayo is hardening our lives. No one is spared even those at the upper encleons.

The judiciary has realised that a mosquito 🦟 has perched on its scrotum.

They have resolved to spare both. The Independence of the judiciary has been a fallacy since time immemorial.

Let the loudest dog barks.

Aoko》Maraga》Ababu》Uhuru 》Pauline Njoroge

Tripod of leadership.

Leadership should be anchored on the 3 legs of a tripod.

1. Integrity
Commensurate your words and actions.

2. Inspiration

Erupt the potential of your team and subjects.

3. Humility
Lead to serve and not to shine

How is this regime fairing on 👆?