A marriage ought to be between one person who never moves laundry from the washer to the dryer and one person who never remembers when trash day is.

wHy diDn'T hErscHel WalKerS' giRlfRieNds cOme foRwArd bEfoRe nOW?

Because they'd have to admit they'd had sex with Herschel Walker.

Y I K E S

Inside you are two wolves. One wears jeans in size 4 and one wears size 8 and neither has the correct hip-to-inseam ratio to align with the sizing chart from any manufacturer.

I sincerely believe that every good thing that has happened to me the last three months is a reward for the time I did not answer the text from my ex in August.

Thinking about starting a tik tok to record “get ready with me” videos that are like “Today’s look is relying really heavily on the remnants of yesterday’s eyeliner.”

#NewProfilePic

Justin Vernon was busy so Ms. Swift said she would do both parts of the duet herself.

A lot of people don't know how tall Taylor Swift actually is.

Did Casey Hannan get an art director's credit on Taylor Swift's new video or what?

pro who's life exactly?

I'm sorry, I'm supposed to fix economic inequality with my vagina?