Just discovered both the Starbucks near my building are CLOSED on the weekend! wtf No free birthday coffee for me 😩

“I have exhausted all enthusiasm for watching the slurpee moving in your straw, please stop asking me to.” — a thing I actually had to say to my children today

Just got told off by my ex for not coordinating with him or asking permission to be at his house to help our oldest get ready for prom. 😔 It didn’t occur to me I needed to ask. There was nothing to coordinate as I was already dropping kids off and he wasn’t going to be there.

One of my favorite memories, 12 yrs ago today. It still makes me laugh and thankfully makes the 17yo laugh too 😂

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eating Thai busser (older, ESL, very friendly) asked if I wanted chopsticks for the pork belly strips and when I declined (because I was done) he said, no joke: “fingering is better, no?” 👀 I don’t think that means what you think it means…

I want to look at picks from the Met Gala but not have to scroll through 5 million rt of Jennie from Blackpink 😫 I saw it. Got it. Anything else please?

Start with the understanding that God desires for all people to experience fullness of life. John 10:10 tells us that’s why Jesus came. Sometimes God’s best for us means staying together, sometimes it means divorce, but it never means glossing over abuse and oppression.

🙌🏻 answer: Weaponizing Scripture to hurt people

IG only wants me to see gorgeous women my age with silvering hair, West Coast swing competitions, and Nate Bargatze clips. I’m here for it.

Jokes at your expense, in front of others, and when you object it’s because you need to get a sense of humor or not be so uptight. And no one defends you. And you become “the problem” even to yourself.

Why can’t I remember how magical a shower is until I finally force myself to get in there??

Apparently #MyXAnniversary I remember what it was likely to have a community and look forward to connecting with people. Vaguely.

saw someone say on the clock app that one of their non negotiables for a future partner was, "are you going to let me love something without ridicule?" and that is a WORD.

THIS correcting someone mid-thought isn’t out of concern for them, it’s about you