My mum retired as I left high sch. Dad died shortly after. She traded hard with lil cash across West Africa.Slept in markets to get me thru sch. She still trades door to door. She says it makes her happy-old faces. You can’t shame me with her hustle. The joke is on u. Not me.

There is no limit to the bottom barrel low that politics can get. Abi how do you explain Oshiomole boldly calling someone childless? Ha!

1) 50/50 custody doesn’t even stop child support in many countries 2) Most Women & their lawyers fight tooth & nail against 50/50 because it benefits them 3) Many men who have custody & raise their kids do it in silence & don’t fight as much for support as women do 4) People

Churches don’t have dress codes anymore? Even nightclubs have dress code na.

“You smell so good I could to sniff you all day” is such an elite compliment. But we don’t talk enough about how increasingly expensive it is becoming to keep smelling good. Now perfumes are going for the prices we used to buy Tokunbo cars.

August came like a flash. Not even February was this fast.

NNPC is looking for private operators to manage Warri and Kaduna refineries, just after frustrating the hell out of Dangote that invested over $20billion. They are done teaching Dangote a lesson, they're looking for the next victim for a heart attack.

Imagine how deadbeat your father has to be, for you to come on Twitter & be fighting others tooth & nail to make them accept their own fathers were “less” & deadbeat too. No dear, you & your friends are alone in your useless father experience 😀😀😀

Watching Nigerian news gets increasingly scary. The scariest part is not in the current leaders. It is in the realization that there is already a political apprentice system that ensures that the future leaders end up worse. Except something drastic happens or we get lucky.

Is it too early to praise Bayo Adelabu, the Minister of Power, for a steady power supply, or should I get out of here?

Ayò-Bánkólé Akíntújoyè I don’t have steady light though. Still running generator even now. If electricity was as good as some people are portraying it on social media, then demand for petrol wouldn’t be so high and manufacturers wouldn’t be complaining

Stop misinforming us! Nigeria is a consistent democracy for 25yrs! Nigerians walk up to their presidents to express their thoughts and air their mind, including Tinubu. Nothing stops us! It’s only that we can’t guarantee we won’t end up in small Kirikiri or mortuary from bullets.

Yenagoa Bayelsa State capital has been cut off the national grid since 2 months ago, I heard occasioned by vandalism. I also learnt there won't be power transmission to Bayelsa state capital city till next year. My office runs ₦30,000 petrol weekly & it's sickening.

😳😳😳😳😳 Ha!

This is why I never ever unmute or unblock people. Because when I randomly stumble on silly convos like this on Twitter, I see I muted or blocked them already eons ago. I trust my judgement so strongly that I can never unmute or unblock anyone. Saves me from future stupidity.

But jokes and tribalism idiocy apart, you really have to be a die hard suffering addict to be resolute in your defense of bad governance whilst staying in long queues consistently for 2months and buying food for at least 3x the prices. Shéy wón shé èpè fún e ni!!!!

If subsidy has been removed, why are we still “ordering” price raises? Thought it’s now market forces and NNPCL is now a market player? 🤷🏿‍♂️

"Presidential Tax C’mtee mulls VAT increase to 10% - Vanguard News" This government is committed to ways to further increasing hardship. Keep pressing our necks, after all, we didn’t vote for you, abi? vanguardngr.com/2024/09/presid…

Nigeria was once a thriving clothing and leather apparel nation , we found oil and became led by cursed and lazy leadership , the outcomes is what we witness today .