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Barlow Adams

@barlowadams

Pie enthusiast. Historically preserved beard site. Waffle House Poet Laureate. Best Small Fictions, Best of the Net, Wigleaf Top 50. Rejected by Tiger Beat

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Barlow Adams
@barlowadams

13 days ago

Today is my 22 year kidney transplant anniversary. Simply unbelievable. I’m so far past my expiration date it’s absurd. I am a lucky organ thief. The secret to my longevity is a delicate balance of being too grateful to let people down and too spiteful to die. To the pie cave!