goodnight my little sluts and freaks

i wish i could feel my pssy ik that shit feel magical

i thought my narcissistic ex didn’t fuck up my birthday but i found out 7 weeks later that he in fact did 💀💀

i love hibachi cause it’s just like a lot of things flying into your mouth

the vibes have been restored

tequila is my rubbing alcohol

what’s with men who go to the gym saying they have a better ass than u ?? if u think that then maybe u should go find someone else with a boy butt ???

i was trynna write cudi and it autocorrected to cuck HELP

i just shut my laptop on my nipple omgg

when i see a man smiling i’m like awww ok but do u deserve to ??

it’s important to establish a level of ditziness that will allow u to play dumb in emergencies

Mentally ill girlies tap in and stream my album please open.spotify.com/album/6PrwSD3V…

i think some of y’all forgot that following me is a contractual agreement to give me attention

i think blake likes katie more than katie likes blake

i wanna listen to his special so i can also make fun of him but listening to men speak is not something i do

jesus on easter