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Evan

@beingandslime

I have nothing to say about these tweets to the reading public, with whom I feel a constantly increasing dislike to hold communication

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calendar_today21-10-2018 22:15:25

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writers are always saying 'show don't tell' but they're never switching to visual art or writing mime routines

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do you really think it's possible?... it's always been my dream to complete an extensive but non-exhaustive list of adjectives beginning with 'r'...

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an 'opera'... of 'rock'? it seems as impossible as it would be unpopular... next you'll be telling me that you've got an 'opera of space' or something equally implausible

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iโ€™m delighted to get to help inform you all that William Clare Roberts ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ is giving a talk in chicago this friday! please come through; no registration required (but feel free to dm if you need help locating the building/so we can gauge the number of chairs)

iโ€™m delighted to get to help inform you all that @MarxinHell is giving a talk in chicago this friday! please come through; no registration required (but feel free to dm if you need help locating the building/so we can gauge the number of chairs)
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as a barback, my job is to be an instrument of the bar's will. the situation is not unlike that of ancient prophets who were possessed by the gods. except instead of doing things like 'issuing prophecies' I do things like 'restock well tequila'

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the I encountering a limit on its infinite activity that the I itself posted purely and simply: who the fuck did this?? some kind of Not-I???

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nice argument. unfortunately for you, my experience reading it included the qualia 'badness' and 'boringness.' so I would pack it in honestly

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hello, it's nice to meet you. I am applying for a job as junior marketing director in your company on a platform of the free coinage of silver and opposition to the expansion of american imperialism

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every time you submit to Mind they have to print out a copy of your paper, take it to Gilbert Ryle's grave, and perform a complex series of ritual practices in order to glean his editorial opinion of it. and that's why it takes them 6 months to desk reject you

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first principles are great and all but I'm happy to derive from whatever you've got lying around. I'm not picky

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