surely this is the alarm that will actually make me get up

this entire cast

I hate to say it, but ever since Blake Shelton was named sexiest man alive things have been in shambles.

it's a tradition

At the risk of sounding like a straight woman, hi I love my husband

'wow youre like, really into ani difranco' oh i guess people arent allowed to be bisexual anymore

Hottie trying to cook a chicken in a microwave

In honor of Bob Barker

this is what the timeline has felt like lately

I just finished #AndJustLikeThat it was so bad! Can’t wait for next season🙂

What is this show…about?

real

There’s a 30 Rock joke that Tracy’s Ben and Jerry’s flavor is adulti-raisin but I couldn’t remember the punchline and my brain came up with “in-fig-delity” which is SO MUCH BETTER I’m angry

My favorite thing about #AndJustLikeThat is that everyone I know who watches it absolutely hates it

like WHO WAS THIS FOR?!?!?

This is my favorite tweet of all time, I am so serious when I say I think about it constantly

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

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