RT if you think Johnson should face criminal prosecution.

So nice of Hodge to pose for me while he was on font duty!

rt if you love elvis as walter hale in "the trouble with girls"

BladeoftheSun

rt if you love elvis as lucky jackson

Mark Cockerton

I'm not sure what took them so long but the BBC has finally made a programme about me - available now on iPlayer: bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

Thursday.

Here he is Folks…. …the one with the #ShortFatHairyLegs At home with his marrow at #DorneyReach #ErnieWiseOBE #StillBringingSunshine 👓🌞♥️ #WiseOnWednesday #YouCantSeeTheJoin

Lifting the lid?

They will never make me hate you

Afnoonos Boss

That’s my president

🚨 BREAKING: NASA has detected evidence of huge reservoirs of liquid water beneath the surface of Mars Scientists believe the amount of groundwater could cover the entirety planet to a depth of 1 mile (1.6 km) 🤯

So, if Farage spends c. 130hrs/month on outside interests and gets paid £120,000 for that, then he won’t be earning his £91,000 MP salary at all. He’ll simply be taking it. Clacton won’t have an MP serving their interests. Just a grifter greedily leeching off prejudice and fear.

Hi Elon, can you tell Temu I don't want a fucking 151 piece tool kit please. Ta.

Pierrot and the cat, 1889, by Théophile Steinlen

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