Looking all smug in green room just before dropped phone in toilet (less smug now, typing this in hazmat suit). Lovely night as always The Boat Show Comedy Club you wonderful lot 🙏🏻

Autocorrect just changed Rishi Sunak to Juicy Knack. Gone rogue.

Jeff being told at car wash it’ll be an extra fiver for inside ‘cos of dog hair.

Dad taking pic of me about to talk about him on Clive Anderson’s 7 Wonders show, recorded in beautiful Bridport🎙️(Dad isn’t one of my 7 wonders but he could be) Bridport Electric Palace

Isn’t this nice. Accompanying Mr Clive Anderson Bridport Electric Palace in beautiful Bridport, Dorset. Home turf.

Just under 2 weeks! 📣🎟️ We have a fantastic line up including dee, Ali Woods, Cally Beaton Namaste Motherf**kers podcast 🙏, André De Freitas and Sikisa Comedy All to raise funds for Prostate Cancer UK Prostate Cancer UKProfs!🥼🔬

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Everyone should have a pink corduroy unicorn upon which to fall asleep. Night night🦄

Going back to where I grew up for this tomorrow night - beautiful Dorset! And my Dad's coming along to watch. Dorset + Clive Anderson + my Dad + Bridport Electric Palace. Pinch me. The stuff dreams are made of.

Just walked past some new flats with sign: ‘Elegant living for the over 55’s’. I’m 55, not dead. It’s bad enough hitting a new age bracket on forms, 55 til dead. I do not want elegant living. Off out to throw a telly out a hotel window.

When you have a tulip vase you don’t need much else. Oh, a dog. You need a dog.

Cally Beaton Namaste Motherf**kers podcast 🙏 Helen Lederer Comedy Women In Print Auddy Another great listen 🙏

To my friends I call my therapist Yoda. Today as I was leaving I said: see you next week, Yoda. And then I saw fit to add that I didn’t meant to call her Yoda & she doesn’t even look much like Yoda. Still, not as bad as mate who ran into her therapist at a nude spa.

Coinciding with the launch of her memoir ‘Not that I’m Bitter’ loved chatting with Helen Lederer about everything from Big Brother to Billy Connolly 🎙️OUT NOW! Search ‘Namaste Motherf**kers podcast’ or click: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/nam… 🎧 🙏🏻 Comedy Women In Print Auddy #comedy #podcast

F-ed back up doing something stupid. When I lay down on foam roller Jeff thought I was dead & wouldn’t stop trying to save me. Have had to fold him into rehab 🐶 🙏🏻

Jeff just tried to take on a police dog. It was a shit police dog because it didn’t find my weed.