allergies kicking my ass, pollen has such a hold on my life rn you can call me Horton the elephant

if he doesn’t have gay voice, i’m not interested

who in their right mind would build a bear into this world right now???

mcdonald’s cheeseburgers and creatine will make a twink go twunk

put down the clover!

Camden Garcia 911?

just found out the front desk orchid we get replaced every week at work (e******) costs more than I make in two weeks

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hey everybody it’s the spring fling beer bash extreme !!!

it should be illegal to tell kids they’re funny

I’m telling you it’s all about seussicalcore

someone wearing a face mask at the club spilled a beer on my back, how are you cautious of covid but not your surroundings?

Morphine is a fucking star

whoever Mirage picks has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and pick the Cher song

Crazy how Amanda Tori-Meeting has dethroned Sasha Colby as “your favorite drag queen’s favorite drag queen” thanks to Charlene Tori-Meating ‘s vocal favoritism

Ariana the DRAMATURG

Happy four years

“Maybe I should do Characters Welcome. I’d just do me and pretend I made it up” -REESE HAVOC ✨

i can’t believe the cultural shift that was the legally blonde show at 3db was a year ago today