Imagine trying to bribe Jeremy Corbyn with clothes. The truth is they relentlessly smeared a delightfully, decent man because he couldn't be bought. Starmer though, he was bought and paid for years ago.

🚨 BREAKING Lord Alli would like it to be known he does NOT - repeat NOT - buy clothes for Angela Rayner.

Seeing as it’s the trend nowadays, Bunty and I have donated a large sum of money to Mrs Parfitt-Smythe, Conservative leader of our village parish council, for clothes to wear. I’m afraid the money has gone to her head by the looks of it… 😳

Angela Rayner has also recieved nearly 60k from the mysterious Waheed Alli. I'm assuming she didn't spend it on clothes

Why is Nigel Farage having his clothes paid for by Lord Bukkaki of the Bukkaki Party

I get £2.60 'too much' and fear Keir Starmer's winter fuel cut will kill me msn.com/en-gb/money/ot…

One for the Tory Ladies, that wear tweed Tena Ladies

Nigel Farage told to 'put up or shut up' on small boats Channel crisis by senior Tory MP Sir Roger Gale msn.com/en-gb/news/ukn…

Huw Edwards receives just a 6 month SUSPENDED sentence - no prison. An utter disgrace and an affront to the child victims. He played the mental health card, of course. Westminster Magistrates should hang their heads in shame.

Just having my lunch watching Loose Women

Viagra could be the key to curing Alzheimer’s, You just got to remember to have a Wank everyday ... or make it part of your 5 a day

#politicslive Tory rebels leaving Number 10 in an odd assortment of Lord Alli's old clothes

#politicslive We are wearing Lord Alli's old cast me downs out of the Westminster Old Scout Bag

'The long-term benefits of early diabetes treatment' msn.com/en-gb/health/o…

Lady Stammer spotted for the first time since sleaze scandal broke - at a London fashion show!

What’s on Gibralrtar’s post-#Brexit wish list as UK and Spain meet for talks ... The sticking points are 16 pouches of Virginia Gold Tobacco 2 Bottles of Gin and a Bottle of Orkney Highland Park

Keir Starmer’s missile bravado could jeapordise Nato’s careful balancing act in Ukraine msn.com/en-gb/news/wor…

Is it time to limit the state pension to those who actually need it? msn.com/en-gb/money/ot…

Restaurant chain on brink of administration after failed merger talks msn.com/en-gb/money/ot…

We are a bit fucked off with the clothes that Lord Ali's given us