that marine is like 19 the only brown people he's terrified is his platoon sergeant when he saw that haircut

After a long period of two-party monopoly, thanks to RFK Jr, independent thinking is once again worming its way into America’s consciousness

Hey Marco Rubio

You wanna fuck with the doctor?
Need help with your brain?
I'll leave your ass in a sarcophagus
Covered in grain

she got the worm

you can literally just dangle a looted vermeer in front of a swissman and he'll start jumping up and down on his little hind legs like a chihuahua. like he's ready to go.

You’re just upset that neither of the things with a hand up its ass is a minor

Compiling a list of “Zionist” authors for normal reasons

Awesome system, clearly working great for everyone involved

It’s so cool how you can be a successful environmental lawyer for decades and then you contract one SINGLE brain-devouring parasite and now suddenly you’re the “brain worms candidate”. Awesome. Very progressive guys

made a “Jews are safe” sign for the protest, just to emphasize that Jews are definitely safe, at our protest

The face of sexy in 1970

It must have been so hard to be a fangirl in 1969. Imagine looking at the pockmarked, moon-scape visage of a english heroin addict and being like “omg keith richards cum in my eye 🥰

They said this about Vietnam and the only things that got lit ablaze were 10,000 Vietnamese hamlets and one American university physics lab

RFK Jr: “The brain eating worm will not affect my ability to be president, for it only ate the part of my brain that feels fear!” *wait for applause* “And some language processing and motor function stuff, I have trouble remembering.”

Was this campaign statement written by the worm

Your candidate for 2024 was Nikki Hailey. Not Biden’s fault that your “entire political worldview” is toxically unpopular

actually, based on what your brain doctors say you’re on team hamburger meat

Doctors call me muad’dib because I’ve got worms on my mind