So it's called X but we're still 'tweeting.' This makes absolutely no sense.

X is dumb and I'm depressed.

I subscribed to Publisher's Marketplace so I could see what's selling, but now I'm gonna have to wait even longer for these books I want to read!

These days I only come here when I follow a link from somewhere else. If you see this, I miss you!

Kinda obsessed with SHARK HEART right now

To my writer friends: what would you do if you found out a library was circulating advance copies?

I haven't been on Twitter much lately. It's asking me 'What is happening?!' IDK Twitter... IDK

⭐️ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴢʏ ᴍʏꜱᴛᴇʀʏ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴄʟᴜʙ ɢɪᴠᴇᴀᴡᴀʏ⭐️
Celebrate our Cozy Anniversary by Entering to Win a Hardcover Copy of our April Book Club Read, A Brush With Murder.
ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀ! ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴜᴄᴋ!

I never got in trouble at school, but I've been in the principal's office for my son twice this year 🙃

We're in NYC.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
My son: Did you know that pigeons are government spies?

Sometimes I randomly think about the patron who corrected my grammar when it was already correct. He's dead now. I always feel bad when patrons die, even if they annoyed me.

I made bookish mugs and glasses for my last book signing. Now I'm fully down the Cricut rabbit hole...

I am going to sit in a coffee shop and be a Pretentious Writer today. Once I get done reading the Internet, of course.

I am SO TIRED of the drama swirling around this week.

We have actual clocks in our house, and I didn't look at my phone this morning. I forgot Daylight Savings!! Got to work 45 minutes late. #sundaylibrarian

Sold out of all my books! I hope I can go to Akron-Summit County Public Library's author fair again next year - it was amazing!!

I've got a signing Saturday, but with no book on the horizon, I feel like a complete impostor. So, I'm bringing mugs I made with my Cricut and some other giveaways. Hopefully that will make people at least remember me for the future?

One week from today I kick off my 2023 Tantalus Depths Book Tour with Akron Book Fest at Akron-Summit County Public Library! Come out to support me, Kalynn Applewhite 📚, Cari Dubiel semi-hiatus, and tons of other talented Ohio authors! I can't wait to see you there!
akronlibrary.org/akron-book-fest

pssst I have a story in this anthology

I haven't been on here in a while. Who else is obsessed with White Lotus? 🙋‍♀️