‘Outstanding achievements’

Tremendous

“We loathe you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!”

Apparently, I now control an army. Excellent. Prepare yourselves and await further instructions.

The passing of the ‘Safety of Rwanda Bill’ will be shortly followed by the ‘Monogamy of Boris Johnson Bill’, the ‘Abstinence of Michael Gove Bill’ and the ‘Genius of Jonathan Gullis Bill’.

“There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden title. That title is Jonathan Gullis MP.” Keith Burge (2025)

Remember kids: never, ever mess with a flag.

What? By wasting your time posing for ridiculous photo shoots?

Just off for a hearing in a rape case. Allegation reported in 2021, trial not before 2025, if we’re all lucky.

No podium speeches from the Prime Minister about this. No promises to magic up more judges, courts or lawyers.

Just silence, and the threat of further cuts to come.

A fan writes. Presumably unaware that George wasn’t English, nor is the flag. Oh and he’s also the patron saint of many other places. Still, have a lovely day.

Cel-eb-rate good times, come on…

I thought you were supposed to feel unwell after an ultra, not before? I hope a sleep on the train on the way down will put me right for tomorrow. Otherwise I’ll be coming straight back. Which would be mildly frustrating.

It is only this Government’s incompetence that prevents it from being even more cruel.

Fancy

He’s going to use Infosys Airways isn’t he?

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He's over-ruling VAR and Cov are in the Final. (Not even that would improve his poll rating).

I'm a Shrewsbury Town fan living in Gateshead and who had half a dozen Coventry-supporting cousins at Wembley yesterday. So it's been a bit of a mixed weekend on the footballing front.

Yes it was a great game ruined by VAR, but what has stayed with me are the images of Fernandes and Antony baiting Cov players, during and after the shootout respectively. Shameful, pathetic and classless.

I assume VAR was invented by Angela Rayner.