Also, autonomous flying chimera are on level 4 next to the Industry Showroom, don't forget your Platinum VIP pass to access the IRobot-themed open bar

Reminder: TCS for All Travel Scholarships (deadline April 28th ⏰) to attend #STOC2024 and its TCS For All Workshop, and call for nominations for Rising Stars talks at the workshop (deadline April 28th).

Apply! Don't hold back!

Details: sigact.org/tcsforall/

Hey, quantum physicists — why on Earth would you call this 'Born rule' and not 'The Born Identity'?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born_rule

A postdoctoral position is available in the Applied Algorithms Group of the Department of Computer Science at Rice University, hosted by Vova Braverman and me. We are looking for candidates with a broad interest in theoretical computer science and learning theory.

Dang. Streaming algorithms designers are so romantic, yet so bad at grammar.

It's 'where U *are* the universe.'

Beware of typos in emails, folks. I asked the timetabling team to send me the full roster for my class, AND NOW THERE IS A HUGE CHICKEN IN THE LECTURE HALL

The RMIT School of Computing Technologies School is hiring! Two lecture positions are open just now. Want to join?

One position open to any topic of the school rmit.wd3.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/RMIT_Car…

The other more focussed on human factors of computing rmit.wd3.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/RMIT_Car…