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Mufasa 🦁

@celestocalculus

#Grateful πŸ™πŸΎ β€’ Onye Igbo β€’ Professional Computer Presser β€’ Patriarch β€’ Founder @WeMoveCo & @TelageConcepts/@BlipSchool

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Pan African Bini Boy.(@NosaAguebor) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Demonise Meffy all you like, but that man is an experienced banker and he knows enough to ensure that nothing (wrong or right) he did would have been without the express WRITTEN consent of Mr. President. So, except you expect to see PMB in the dock, all of these is noise.

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Edmund Olotu of the small Bag(@pyjama_ceo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just came to a realization-

We Nigerians absolutely hate consequences. We forget there is an equal and opposite reaction to everything.

And I think it’s because we want the same grace extended to us in anticipation of our own fuck up.

Fairs fairs…. Or not.

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Akin Olaoye(@akintollgate) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Given the severe devaluation of the Naira, forget any grammar being promoted as 'unified exchange rate', a lot of businesses will fail in the next 30-180 days. If you are employed by electronics retail businesses, furniture stores, service companies and others that provide…

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I am(@RitaOnwurah) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'We should move past it'

Move past the bigotry & violence that was dealt on people? Move past the xenophobic stereotyping, profiling, signalling & utterances?

Listen, if you never walked in those shoes these last couple of months, sit this one the hell out!

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Mufasa 🦁(@celestocalculus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

APC dolts are pretending to repent in order to rack up engagement on their tweets, so Elon Musk can pay them.

Make una no dey engage them directly again. Dem wan dey take una cash out.

Ji masun!

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Mufasa 🦁(@celestocalculus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The guy hasn't even settled down, yet they've added Bellingham to the list of black Real Madrid players who should be targeted.

Make him go collect past questions from Vini Jnr.

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Alex Otti(@alexottiofr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yesterday, I received the founder and chairman of Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing Company, Chief Innocent Chukwuma, and his team.

It was a business meeting aimed at strengthening relations between the Abia State Government and the company. He expressed his gratitude for the…

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Historic Vids(@historyinmemes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

An archaeologist holds a plaster cast of a child's body that died as a result of the eruption of Vesuvius in 79 CE in Pompeii. The child was sitting on his mother's lap when the tragedy struck. It is believed that he was about four years old.

Most of the inhabitants of Pompeii…

An archaeologist holds a plaster cast of a child's body that died as a result of the eruption of Vesuvius in 79 CE in Pompeii. The child was sitting on his mother's lap when the tragedy struck. It is believed that he was about four years old. Most of the inhabitants of Pompeii…
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Soms(@SomtoUdeke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Some really great news: the HPV vaccine has been introduced into the routine immunization schedule in Nigeria, for girls ages 9-14.

This means that the vaccine is readily available (for free) at most public health facilities in Nigeria. NPHCDA

Some really great news: the HPV vaccine has been introduced into the routine immunization schedule in Nigeria, for girls ages 9-14. This means that the vaccine is readily available (for free) at most public health facilities in Nigeria. @NphcdaNG
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Emi Lo kan 🌽(@babaj1de) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Corn in your pocket but no corn to feed your fowl.

Satan sabi write script sha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Mufasa 🦁(@celestocalculus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

2023 & we're having an African nation go toe to toe with an European 'giant' wrt sanctions.

This is a historic landmark.

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ᴋᴏɴʀᴀᴅᴇ π“‚€(@IamKonrade) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We closed down a 15,000 capacity lawyers' farm, particularly due to unfavourable policies Buhari's Government introduced. It was the most emotional moment of my life.

You were warned about what bad governance could do, you laughed it off.

May you go from this to nothing.

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