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TONIGHT on Top Gear…

“asylum seeker” there is literally nothing happening in Morocco that would require you to seek asylum from Morocco.

Theresa May reveals she almost appointed Rishi Sunak to her cabinet in 2018 but when she rang up, his voicemail had him going ‘WHAZZUP!’ like the Budweiser ad.

“I never called him back - I thought I can’t be signing that,” she told reporters

“…a party whose manifesto reads like a one-off collaboration between Mr Tumble and Chairman Mao” 😂😂😂 Brilliant from Madeline Grant

How have I only just seen this clip from a couple of weeks ago of a french diver having the worst moment of his career while Macron was watching from the stands 😂💀

EXCL: Victory as work-shy civil servants finally return to working from office after 2 year row after Covid express.co.uk/news/politics/…

Well unfortunately 'shared values' with the French would mean doing whatever we like and ignoring the ECHR altogether, which while ideal would cause FBPEers to start marching and accusing the government of being neo-fascist

Only a few thousand miles to go...

My morning run with @HardestGeezer, congrats on Project Africa hitting £1 million.

Scottish parliament camera operator doing some absolutely 10/10 cuts to the Greens while Yousaf speaks

More important than the Rwanda Bill gaining Royal Assent, the pedicabs regulation bill has also just become law, which frankly stands to be Sunak's greatest legacy if it actually works

Yousaf: The opposition need to step up and work with me

Greens: 'Weak, hopeless, he'll be out by Christmas'

Tories: 'utter humiliation for Humza Yousaf, inept, out of his depth'

Labour: 'chaotic and incompetent'

LDs: '2 clowns have left the clown car but the circus continues'

Yousaf is dreadful at the 'repeating the charge' rule of comms. So far in this press conference he's denied that he's weak, hopeless, a 'lame duck leader heading for the exit door', and that he's being pushed.

Humza Yousaf denies he is 'weak and hopeless' as he insists crisis shows 'leadership' express.co.uk/news/politics/…