I don’t remember what my childhood dog’s bark sounded like

Pittsburgh

she fr like 🧍‍♀️

U guys aren't from the sticks for real because she's literally telling the truth

The ocean made of trees this morning

NEIL TYSON: when you “spit on that thang”, your saliva contains atomic particles from all across the universe HAWK TUAH GIRL: Wow. From like Jupiter or something

Beyond this world there is a world i want

New psyop I just made up that will be real soon: Moms are setting up Create Dates instead of Play Dates. Children are learning to monotize their creative passions younger than ever. Here’s how you can build and create without breaking the bank as a #GenAMommy

being in your late 20’s away for college away from friends and social circles be like … yay next week we have Real Housewives of Salt Lake City…. when really I should be at the Bdubs Council with the bros.

People called Ye crazy in 2022 after this interview but tell me he’s wrong now 2 years later:

Musical Theatre as an art form is similar to making freeze dried candy or Cricket Etsy Junk Making

Started calling the middle of a loaf of bread “the king’s bread” and saying things like “a cheddar this fine demands the king’s bread!” This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.

He really let himself go when he got into politics

Fuck RyanHomes

real ones know magnolia is the real fall turnover record

tbh I recommend not reading too much philosophy / spiritual writing when you're young so that you can develop theories in your own words through felt experience. It's much more satisfying to feel confirmed by the greats after your own personal journey with a concept