Bro can smell what you thinking💀

Barbeque places in 2050 gonna be selling lemon pepper french bulldog drumsticks and fried cockroaches

Watching taxi driver alone and then the joker

Guys over 25 should be dating women 60 and up only

debo

Damn I thought they was gonna kiss at the end lol

Me and bro locking in after pissing under the moonlight as the muffled music and voices lingers in the distance

Damn crazy 700 years ago if you had the flu you had to go to the apothecary to get skooma

I’d knock the geezer out cold

Chat If WW3💣 breaks out where are we dropping🤨? Loot Lake 🐡Tomato Town 🍅Or Sharty Shafts💨

𝒹𝑒𝒷𝑜 this blokes tucking into a full english on the tube

Yk this bitch ordered a 360 creamfucked bowl from chipotle right after

Bro was probably like “Aggghh shittt. God damn I need to suck some dick right noww bruh!” 🤣😭🙌🙌🙌

Garbomaxxing to 450lbs in pursuit of 22 inch calves

🚨BREAKING: Iranian Fighter Pilot “Ghost Of Tel Aviv” Has Been Named; Saman Ghasemzadeh Currently Holds 47 Confirmed Kills — Sources Confirmed Saman Has A 1,000,000,000 Shekel Bounty By The IDF